Captain Beefheart And His Magic Band: Lick My Decals Off, Baby (Straight)
Purchased used at a yard sale many years ago
The circumstances in which I bought this: a yard sale in the Schenley Heights neighborhood. I paid $5 for clean (and in one case, unopened) copies of this, The Spotlight Kid, and a copy of Trout Mask Replica with two copies of of the first disc instead of both records. Had I paid more, I might have also scored a copy of John Coltrane's Ascension too. I guess someone else got lucky on that one. I insist on not engaging in vinyl envy. This was one of the best finds I've made in the wild; we all get lucky now and then.
Trout Mask Replica is considered Captain Beefheart's masterpiece, or at least his grand statement. I can't argue against the latter. Generally I prefer this record. Unlike a lot of TMR, Don sounds like he's part of the band here.
Similar to TMR, it's...I don't know, strange music? The band never grooves long, if ever. The Spotlight Kid was the next studio album after this and a step towards...what's the word? Normalcy?
Gone from TMR is The Mascara Snake, who was in the band because he was Don's cousin. I read in Bill Harkleroad's (Zoot Horn Rollo) book that this caused some hard feelings with the rest of the band, who were practicing from morning until night upon The Mascara Snake's arrival in the band. Also gone is Antenna Jimmy Semens, leaving the core of Zoot, Drumbo, and Rockette Morton. A fortunate addition was Ed Marimba AKA (Pittsburgh's own!) Art Tripp III. The addition of occasional marimba helped distinguish and define this band's sound. When Tom Waits started using marimba on his recordings, it immediately recalled this band. I think Tom himself has admitted as much. Art had bounced from the Mothers of Invention to join the Magic Band. He wouldn't be the last to do so. Frank fired everyone when he had several albums in the can c. 1968-9 and didn't want to keep guys on his payroll, so I assume that's why Art was available.
When I've seen people make their lists of best guitarists of all time, Zoot Horn Rollo's name has never been mentioned. I can't recall a time when he was given an improvised solo, so he wouldn't count as a great soloist. But his playing is jaw dropping at times. I'm not sure exactly how accurate this transcription of "Hair Pie" is (I think it might be even more complicated) and you can see how difficult it would be to play accurately: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lg_scy_0bo&list=RD3Lg_scy_0bo&start_radio=1
Zoot deserves more cred.
The way this band twists on a dime, changing tempos, playing parts in different meters simultaneously, speaks to how well practiced they were. What can sound initially like chaos reveals itself to be highly practiced and intentional.
One minor quibble: the vocals are really up front in the mix. Like, pop vocals up front. It's sometimes difficult to hear what the rest of the band is doing when Don is singing. I would have pulled him back, 10, 15%. Still on top but a little more blended.
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